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08.06.2025 03:22

Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Is it possible to permanently quit pornography?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
Belmont Stakes: Hill Road faces challenges beyond tough field - Horse Racing Nation
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Six Types Of Dinosaur Eggs Found In One Place - The Daily Galaxy
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How do you stop your balls from sweating?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Experts Just Discovered The Most Effective New Weight Loss Drug—And It's Not Ozempic - AOL.com
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
No, not a chance
Street Dog Who Fought to Survive by Eating Rocks and Dirt Has Us in Tears - PetHelpful
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nintendo releases more Switch 1 game updates to improve Switch 2 compatibility - Nintendo Everything
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
No way
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Adam Silver Talks NBA Expansion - Blazer's Edge
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to